Bursting the bubble of 7 wine myths I am amazed by some of the wine tales that I read or hear about to the extent that I sometimes wonder how much wine has been imbibed when the stories originated. Variations of these wine myths suggest that, like a game of Chinese whispers, some of them are being blown out of all proportion as they circulate. Like most urban myths, there is a danger that they can get in the way of reality or worse still spoil our enjoyment of wine. So it is time to debunk some of these wine misconceptions and burst the bubble of seven wine stories. 1: Putting a silver spoon in the neck of a champagne or sparkling wine bottle will keep the wine fizzy Talking of bursting bubbles, let’s start with fizz. In order to keep your champagne or sparkling wine bubbly after opening a bottle what is most important is keeping it cold – and then it will only keep fizzy up to a point. Whether this long-standing story grew out of the belief that the spoon was trapping cold air in the bottle or through a misguided belief that silver holds some magical bubble-retaining characteristics, I don’t know. I have tested the cold air theory however and sparkling wine kept in the fridge will keep bubbly – but only for a couple of like the plastic stopper pictured which I find keeps the bubbles longer than the clunky metal stoppers which never quite seem to grip the bottle sufficiently. 2: The heavier the bottle, the better the wine I have heard this myth uttered far too many times and I can’t imagine its origin. If you buy a wine in a heavier bottle, it is going to be a more expensive wine as you are simply paying for the heavier packaging – and there is no guarantee about the quality of the wine inside. If you compared two £25 bottles of wine, you would be getting poorer value in the wine in the heavier bottle because you, the consumer, are paying the extra cost of the heavier bottle. Also heavier bottles are not good for the environment; even if glass is recyclable think of all the extra weight on those lorries moving the wine around. And there’s the risk of back strain for those people that move cases around to get your wine to you! 3: Screw caps mean cheap & nasty wine; quality wines are always sealed with a cork This is a myth which may have had some truth to it years ago. The original screw caps were certainly cheaper than corks and a way for producers of cheaper wines to keep their costs down. Producers of better quality wines looked down on the screw cap and preferred to keep using corks as a symbol of premium wine that would age better in bottle. Screw caps became synonymous with the lower end of the quality range and wines meant for drinking immediately. Since then however screw-off caps have come a long way; millions of pounds have been spent on technological advances such that wines with a screw cap can age and develop whilst in the bottle, just as well as a wine in a bottle sealed with a cork. New Zealand is a particular fan of the screw cap; just look at the fabulous wines of Auntsfield and TWR and they are all sealed with screw caps. In fact of all Wines with Attitude’s portfolio – which only contains good quality wines – about 25% are sealed with a screw cap. I know there will always be those who prefer the sound of a cork popping but don’t assume a wine under screw cap is not good because you could be missing out on some fabulous wines. The price may be a better indication of quality. I will write more about screw caps in another blogpost. 4: Wine under screw cap cannot be corked Following on from Myth 3 some fans of screw caps say that a wine sealed with a screw cap can’t possibly be corked. But that is simply not true and shows a lack of understanding of that wine fault. To read more about corked wine, read my wine faults blog (coming soon). In simple terms, the compound responsible for corked wine, TCA, is not just found on corks but can contaminate whole wineries. So wine sealed under screwcap can be corked, though these days fewer wines suffer this fault than in the past. 5: Thicker legs means a better quality wine Once you have swirled wine in your glass, the liquid dripping back down the inside of the glass is referred to as the legs or tears (rhymes with fears) – and you won’t believe the amount of argument that the cause of this phenomenon has raised in the wine industry over the years. They have been said to indicate either the quality of the wine or its sweetness but they are in fact an indication of the amount of alcohol in the wine. There is a detailed scientific explanation but to keep things short it’s all about surface tension forces between the alcohol and the water in the wine, the faster evaporation of the alcohol, the tension between the liquid and the glass changing and, of course, gravity. This only happens with multi-compound liquids – there are no legs in pure alcohol or in pure water. A higher concentration of alcohol will make wine slide down the glass more slowly but the difference is not huge; it is easier to see the alcohol content on the label of the bottle than by guessing it from the legs. 6: Supermarket discounts A £10 wine that is discounted to £5 may look like a bargain but it is actually a £5 wine that is normally inflated to £10. This is a generalisation as the margins on more expensive wines are higher than on cheaper wines but it’s
15 signs that you’re a wine buff!
15 signs that you are a wine buff Regular readers of my wine blog will almost certainly have an interest in wine. The very fact that you are here reading this article must mean you too are probably an oenophile. Most of you will consider yourselves wine lovers or wine enthusiasts rather than simply wine drinkers but how many of you consider yourselves wine buffs, real afficionados, even wine obsessives? In this blogpost I provide some tongue-in-cheek clues that might suggest you are serious about wine or that you are getting bitten a little too excessively by the wine bug. WINE DRINKER, WINE LOVER OR WINE CONNOISSEUR? The bad news is that if you are a wine buff your wine bill will increase as you appreciate the difference between well-produced wine and the cheaper, more commercial plonk that most of us start off drinking. It saddens me to hear that the average price of a bottle of wine in the UK has RISEN to over £6. I appreciate that there are many people who cannot spend more than this on a bottle of wine – but, if you can afford to spend more, you should because, of that £6, £3.43 or 57% is made up of duty and VAT. Whereas if you pay £12 for a bottle of wine, ‘only’ 35% of that £12 is paid to the UK Government in duty and VAT, meaning that proportionately more has been spent on making (and marketing) the wine. I’m not saying that all £6 wine is rubbish – but you have a better chance of finding a great wine priced at £12 than you will of finding one at £6. And the better wines that you start to drink, the more you won’t mind splashing out on fabulous wines. On the other hand, as a wine buff, you may notice that you actually drink less wine as you start to appreciate the complexities of wine rather than just knocking it back. You will distinguish more nuances in the aromas, flavours and textures of the wines that you taste and savour them. Your wine rack will seem inadequate. You will keep adding layers to stackable racks – and filling them – or purchasing new wine racks to hold your growing collection of wines. You may even install a wine fridge and if fairly obsessive you will make sure that it has separate sections for red and white wines though this is not strictly necessary as long as you give yourself enough time for a chilled red wine to reach its optimum temperature after taking it out of the fridge. You will always hold your wine glass by the stem never by the bowl and you will not own stemless wine glasses which may look good on the dinner table but are completely impractical for a true wine buff. It is not a matter of wine snobbery as some think; there is a practical reason for holding the glass by the stem which is that it prevents you warming up your wine, especially important for white wine and champagne. An added bonus is that it keeps your wine glass free of greasy finger marks. There is an exception to this “rule” though and that is when you specifically want to warm up a wine that has been served too cold which may be one reason why a wine seems closed. You may subconsciously start to swirl every glass (or cup) put in front of you. At any trade fair, this is the first thing you will see wine professionals do whenever any wine is poured into their glass. It helps to open up a wine that seems closed i.e. when the aromas seem subdued. If you are not confident about swirling your wine when the glass is in your hand, try doing it whilst resting the glass on a table. Be careful if you start swirling your coffee or any other hot drink though! You only pour a small serving of wine rather than fill your glass to within 1 cm of the rim. You will know if you swirl as mentioned above that you cannot swirl a full or even half-full glass of wine without spilling it everywhere. The centrifugal action disperses the wine far and wide so keep the servings small. Every drawer in your kitchen will have a corkscrew – just in case you lose or break one. And you will almost certainly have several different types of corkscrew. In a similar vein, you will have a wide range of wine implements probably bought for you as presents from well-meaning relatives and friends. Wine savers, wine pourers, wine aerators, you name them, you’ll have them but will probably rarely use them. Subconsciously or consciously you will book holidays in major wine regions and make a point of visiting as many as you can in order to further your viti- and vini-cultural knowledge and to add to your wine appreciation. Friends will bring chocolates, flowers, in fact anything but wine when coming to your house. Those that do bring wine may have devious plans – see the next clue… So-called friends will take great delight in testing your blind wine tasting skills by expecting you to pinpoint which corner of which particular vineyard a wine is from, whether the grapes were hand- or machine-picked, the wine fermented in oak or stainless steel and what the wine-maker’s middle name is. They will then be disappointed when you don’t even get the country correct. You are automatically handed the wine list when dining out with friends – and then starts the agony… Do you choose something that you would really like to try or should you pick something you know your friends will be comfortable with? Dilemma! You become much more adventurous in your choices of wine, you are more open to trying new grape varieties and styles of wine – reputable wine merchants can be a great help with suggestions and in restaurants so too can sommeliers but see next clue… You


